Enter the Mind of a Genious

pv_jeff_dude @ 2005-07-27T14:35:00

2005-07-27T19:38:12Z

hey guys ive got a new journal its gonna be friends only so comment asking to be added the name is mind_for_rent

My First Freakin' Show

2005-07-20T15:35:45Z

Wow, Dames at Sea opens a week from freaking Friday. I'm flabbergasted. I mean, I remember being in sixth grade seeing my first show at Shades Valley, which i think was oddly enough Dames at Sea as well, and thinking, "wow I wish I could do that." And now, here I am a chorus member in my first ever show. Sure it's at ACTA but it's still being directed by Hudson so what do I care. And then, then i start at Theatre Academy this years so I'm freaking ecstatic. Oh, and to those who may think otherwise, being in theatre doesn't make a guy gay. Well, I'll be seeing ya.

pv_jeff_dude @ 2005-07-17T15:53:00

2005-07-17T20:58:36Z

All right so i read the new the new harry potter book in 15 hours yesterday. Its really good but now I'm all sad. The 7th one has got much tying up. But I'm going to miss the character that snuffed it dearly. Well I will see ya

Harry Freakin' Potter

2005-07-12T17:29:09Z

4 days till Harry Potter and the Half- Blood Prince. Freaking sweet? I think so. Im going to the McWain Center Harry Potter Party dressed as Ron Weasly. Dude Im so Frikkin excited.

survey for the ladies

2005-06-27T15:04:50Z

1. Have we kissed?:
2. If not, do you want to?:
3. What would you like our relationship to be?:
4. Have we dated?:
5. If so, did you like it?:
6. If not, do you want to date?:
7. Are we close friends?:
8. Would you be here if I needed you?:
9. Are you attracted to me?:
10. Mentally, sexually, or both?:
11. Do you love me?:

..Appearance .. ((What do you think about my...))

12. Face?:
13. Eyes?:
14. Lips?:
15. Body?:
16. Arms?:
17. Legs?:
18. Clothes?:
19. Ass?:
20. Hands?:
21. Hair?:

..Do you think I am.. ((Apperances))

22. Cute?:
23. Handsome?:
24. Sexy?:
25. Gorgeous?:

..Do you think I'm.. ((Personality))

26. Crazy?:
27. Nice?:
28. Fun to be around?:
29. Funny?:
30. Annoying?:

..Would you..

31. Share chocolate with me?:
32. Spend a weekend with me alone?:
33. Kiss me if you had the chance right now?:
34. Hook up with me?:
35. Have sex with me?:
36. Ask me on a date?:
37. Care if I died?:
38. Miss me if I left?:
39. Hang out with me?:
40. Go out with me?:

..What would you do if..

41. I kissed you?:
42. You found out I was missing?:
43. You found out I was in the hospital?:
44. You found out I was dead?:
45. I cried?:
46. I asked you for help?:
47. I told you I loved you?:
48. I told you I hated you?:
49. Someone told you I wanted you to kiss me?:
50. Someone told you I had a crush on you?:

..In the last week have you..

51. Wanted to kiss me?:
52. Wanted to see me?:
53. Wanted to have sex with me?:
54. Wanted to tell me you loved me?:
55. Wanted to spend alone time with me?:
56. Wanted to get to know me better?:
57. Thought about me?:
58. Missed me?:
59. Wanted me?:
60. Seen me?:
61. Kissed me?:

..Have I ever..

62. Kissed you?:
63. Hugged you?:
64. Told you I loved you?:
65. Made you happy?:
66. Made you sad?:
67. Made you angry?:
68. Made you feel better when you were upset?:

..Are you..

69. Happy you know me?:
70. Going to post this is so I can answer it?:

City Stages: Part II

2005-06-19T15:40:42Z

Oh, man last night was better than the Killers by mucho long shot. Def Leopard definitely kicked serious amounts of ass. They really know how to work a crowd. I smelled marijuana again along with a bear the reminded me of the nice aroma of freshly slain fish. I was twenty feet from the stage, but Jordan and Brad were able to fight they,re way to the front for the encore. Two drunk guys asked Jordan, Brad, and I to make like a human wall whilst they pissed on the side of the VIP raised platform. All in all...

RIGHTEOUSLY MORE AWESOME THAN FRIDAY NIGHT!

City Stages

2005-06-18T19:03:05Z

City Stages was the shizzah last night. I went crowd surfing during the killers and land in front of Kensi, Jane't, and Janette(sry if I spelled wrong). We saw sevearl band including: The Killers, Beinthemeans, Silvertide, Graham Colton Band, ant the reggae guy. I saw Ms. Platt, Mrs. Jordan(6th grade science), and another teaher i couldn't name. I saw Sam Silor and Debra Gates. I smelled marijuana and Jordan saw it being thrown in little baggies. I hung out with Brad Colvin, Jordin Higgins, Tiffany So-and-so, and Cierre Whatever. All in all...

AWESOME!

pv_jeff_dude @ 2005-06-14T14:43:00

2005-06-14T19:46:56Z

Your Star Wars Pickup Line

"I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby."

What's Your Star Wars Pickup Line?

Damn Straight

Your Amazing Yoda Sex Line

"Feel the force!"

The Amazing Yoda Sex Line Generator

Wow Long Time No Nothing

2005-06-06T21:30:02Z

Well folks fellows ladies and women, its been a long time since i've posted anything that has to do with my life so i thought i'd try it.
Today was the first day of drivers ed all we got do was heading a sheet of paper for an assignment.
Well at least thats all we did that we can prove.
We watched to videos about boating stuff and talked about the course of events that will take place but thats about it.
Anyways hope all you Pinson losers wont miss me to much next year.
I'll be seein ya.

pv_jeff_dude @ 2005-05-27T15:14:00

2005-05-27T20:28:50Z

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Jeff
2. Jeffrey
3. Skeet(dont ask)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1.AmericanSkeet
2. PV_Jeff_Dude
3. zagman246(many many moons ago)

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1.eyes
2.feet
3.ears

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1.whiteness
2.big head
3. gut

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. english
2. irish
3. italian

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. spiders
2. snakes
3. interstates

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. food
2. music
3. bath

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. shirt
2. undies
3. jeans

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. rolling stones
2. led zeppelin
3. AC DC

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. One song glory
2. rent
3. duel of fates

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. love
2. friendship
3. good looks

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. i have a secret lab under my house
2. i got a haircut
3. Im an actor

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. face
2. hair
3. hiney

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. gaming
2. singing
3. drawing
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. sumthin to do
2. get back in shape
3. have a girlfriend

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED dreaming of doing:
1. kindergarten teacher
2. cop
3. photographer

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. alaska
2. london
3. japan

THREE KIDS NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. guy smilie
2. george micheal
3. emily nichole

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: (in no particular order)
1. sky dive
2. leane to fly a plane
3. fall in love

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. i am lazy
2. i like engines
3. i am obsessively good at video games

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. like my hair (dont mess it up)
2. shopping is cool
3. blank

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. nicole kidman
2. julia roberts
3. amanda bines

THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. idc
2. idc
3. idc

pv_jeff_dude @ 2005-04-24T09:33:00

2005-04-24T14:49:14Z

Dude we had some awesomeness

Guess Who that is.

can ya dig it

A Suckful Saturday

2005-04-16T22:37:57Z

I sit.
I sit.
I stretch.
I sit again.
I hunger.
I eat.
I drink.
I sit.
Is my life as useless and uneventful asanyone elses today.

Fuckin Mondays

2005-04-11T21:07:35Z

Well Fuck me runnin its another god forsaken monday
Im tired from all the school and such but wait ive
Still got 4 more frickin days till the weekend which
Just leads into the week beginning
Which is ,can you guess....
FUCKING MONDAY

oh Emma if you see this later i hope your audition went well

TaTa for now

pv_jeff_dude @ 2005-04-10T19:19:00

2005-04-11T00:20:46Z

Yo biatches i havent posted in like balls so here

arrg

2005-03-22T15:11:29Z

I made a Quiz for you! Take my Quiz! and then Check out the Scoreboard!

No body ever posts on my Journal

2005-03-18T02:36:27Z

you know i spend countless minutes thinking of clever things to post on my lj and do you know how many people actually posted my last 3.... none zero zilch naughta. Its freakin rediculous. i just want a way to communicate with others

Second Place Baby

2005-03-06T03:30:31Z

WOOOOOHOOOO! my team got second at fake it tonight.
in case your wondering its an improv show like"whose line is it anyway" the prizes were for first place a wooden toilet with the word champion on it
second place was a sink which i got to keep it says not goo enough on it but thats ok im still proud of it
im so freakin happy

pv_jeff_dude @ 2005-02-21T16:44:00

2005-02-21T22:45:41Z

ive been in georgia my post would be much more fun but the system had other plans so this is the 3rd time ive tried to post today

this is how i should off myself

2005-02-21T20:55:49Z

My result was: Jump to your death (Get on something high up, make a ruckus to cause croud, jump)!
isnt that freakin cool

pv_jeff_dude @ 2005-02-18T22:48:00

2005-02-19T04:49:20Z

depression time

2005-02-19T04:43:54Z

man im a lonely fucker

Wut Day is it

2005-02-13T16:01:46Z

alright fellas i've got a delima i've forgotten if this is saturday or sunday or monday and i'm to tired to figure it out.
i just woke up like an hour ago so i dont care if its monday and i'm being counted absent or not at this point but later i might.
under stand that i cant FEA any classes or i'll have failed ninth grade which would suck rediculous amounts of penis.
ha ha i just realized that i have indented all of my sentences so far and for this i shall dance :: dancing commences ::
................................................................................................................................................................................................................
ok i have danced in honor of my own awesomness and its a happy sunday.
oh holy shit.
Ive remembered thus ending my own dellima which is believe it or not more awesome than indenting sentences and so i shall dance twice as long as before ::dancing recommences::
...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
alright bye

pv_jeff_dude @ 2005-02-11T22:47:00

2005-02-12T04:48:27Z

*The \\*
Last Cigarette:	6 monthes
Last Alcoholic Drink:	october
Last Car Ride:	earlier
Last Kiss:	december 23
Last Good Cry:	hmmm none lately
Last Library Book:	none this school year
Last book bought:	les miserables
Last Book Read:	harry potter 4
Last Movie Seen in Theatres:	meet the fockers
Last Movie Rented:	family guy
Last Cuss Word Uttered:	fuck
Last Beverage Drank:	cranberry juice
Last Food Consumed:	cheeseburger
Last Crush:	shall i count for you
Last Phone Call:	earlier
Last TV Show Watched:	family guy
Last Shoes Worn:	these ones
Last CD Played:	led zeppelin
Last Item Bought:	range balls
Last Download:	umm
Last Annoyance:	life
Last Disappointment:	the gun jammed
Last Soda Drank:	earlier
Last Thing Written:	?
Last Key Used:	house
Last Words Spoken:	wut the fuck
Last Sleep:	last night
Last Ice Cream Eaten:	long time
Last Chair Sat In:	thisun
Last Webpage Visited:	live journal
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AWESOME!!

2005-02-12T03:54:16Z

check out the awesomness of this madlib(not for the easily offended):

once apon a time there was a princess named snow white. the evil witch jealous of white made a poisonous whipped cream which would cause the victim to masturbate after eating it. the magical dildo on the wall provided a recipie for this evil invention. even though the plan seemed flawless only one thing could wake p snow white 3 of the dwarfs horny mad and naked had no idea what would stop the curse. 69 years went on until one day adolf hitler was in town promoting his new bra when he happened to undress snow white lifting her from her curse. she suddenly stopped masturbating with a blank stare. oh holy shit yelled snow looking down at her watch, i missed the voluntees' game. oh well she sighed, theres always shoe

*note this was predone and it kicks ass

pv_jeff_dude @ 2005-02-11T19:18:00

2005-02-12T01:25:13Z

I'LL UPDATE WHEN I FEEL LIKE FUCKING UPDATING!!! Ironicaly i feel like updating. Yeah Valentines day sucks so noone expect happiness monday ok